Officer Alex Mecum and his partner are staking out the local supermarket to catch the bandit known only as The Thief of All Dick-Shaped Things. When Alex spots suspicious trenchcoat-clad Paul Canon fingering the phallic produce and pocketing a zucchini while making flirty eye contact, it’s clear this bandit wants to get caught. Alex places Paul under arrest, and his suspect demands a pat-down! Alex finds plenty of dick-shaped things before his hands close on Paul’s dick, and the perp asks the officer to fuck his face. Alex enjoys the blowjob, then eats Paul’s ass and penetrates that tight hole doggystyle. Paul rides that cock and then demands a facial that friendly Officer Mecum is happy to provide.